Join the Dark [Forest] Side Spoof

Join the Dark[Forest] Side (starring the kits of Honeystar and Lotusflower):



The following takes place between 9:00PM and 10:00PM

Lotusflower: "All right kits. Time to go in your nests."
Kits: "Awwwh!!!"
Moonkit: "Do we have to?"
Honeystar: "Yes you do. In a couple more Moons, you will all be Apprentices. By then, you'll be wishing to have as much sleep as you have now."
Honeykit: "Who, us?"
Wolfkit: "No way!"
Peachkit: "We're going to have lots of energy as Apprentices!"
Lotusflower: "Well, hopefully that energy of yours will be put to good use anyways."
Sagedapple: "I certainly hope so. Alright Flamekit, say good-night to everyone."
Flamekit: "Good night everyone."
Kits: "Good night Flamekit."
Honeystar: "Good night Flamekit."
Kits: "Good night Daddy."
Honeystar: "Good night Maplekit, Moonkit, Wolfkit, Honeykit, Cranekit, and Peachkit. See you all tomorrow morning."
Lotusflower: "Aren't you forgetting someone?"
Honeystar:"Hmmm... Peachkit, Maplekit, Flamekit, Moonkit, Cranekit, Honeykit, Wolfkit,...Oh, Of course! Goodnight Padma."
Lotusflower: "Good night Madhu."
Honeystar: "Sleep well Sagedapple."
Sagdapple: "Thank you Honeystar, I'll try."

[Meanwhile...in the Dark Forest]
Tigerstar: "Are we all here?"
Hawkfrost: "Yes."
Tigerstar: "Good then let's go. One of those WindClan kits is bound to be perfect for joining our ranks."


Maplekit's Dream:
(#9 Dream- John Lennon, can be heard playing. Maplekit is hunting grasshoppers in a meadow, under blue sky with fluffy white clouds)
[He runs into Mapleshade!]
Maplekit: Oh hey there, I'm Maplekit!


Moonkit's Dream
(The Yacht Club- Owl City. Moonkit is swimming in a pool near a waterfall. She hears a rustle among the reeds and stops.)

Moonkit: "Who's there?!......Robinkit?"
Hawkfrost: "No, I'm Hawkfrost. Nice to meet you Moonkit."
Moonkit: "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else, since you smell of RiverClan. Wait, how do you know my name?"
Hawkfrost: "I'm from StarClan, I know everything. And I know that you are an excellent swimmer, despite being WindClan born. Very Impressive I must say."
Moonkit: "Oh, why thank you. I do enjoy swimming very much."
Hawkfrost: "So I've seen. Such skills may prove to be useful later in life you know. I could help you improve those skills, and help you become a great warrior, maybe even clan Leader."
Moonkit: "Wow! Really? That would be amazing, thanks. But..can I ask you something?"
Hawktalon: "Sure."
Moonkit: "If you're from StarClan, how come your pelt isn't all starry and everything?"
Hawktalon: "Um, who said StarClan cats have starry pelts?"
Moonkit: "Sagedapple told me, and she knows because she use to be a Medicine Cat.....You're not from StarClan at all, are you?"
Hawkfrost:"......."
Moonkit: "GET OUT OF MY DREAM YOU DARK FOREST PERV!!!!!" Super Mad Frustrated [grabs a can of Mace]
Hawktalon: "Aaaaaaahhhhhh my eyeeeesssss!!!!!!"


Wolfkit's Dream
(Viva La Vida. Wolfkit is perched alone on the Great Oak at the Meeting Place [obviously dreaming of being the "ultimate Leader" or something.]

What is this?

[*sigh* *Face-palm and shakes head*]
This is another spoof that I made [at WCF]. It's about how the Dark Forest cats visit my kits' dreams [in order to persuade and recruit], but fail everytime.

Anyhow I'm still trying to fix a few things, and I'll add a sorta character description/allegiance for those here who are not from WCF can understand better.

Hmm... I think that its better not to kind of "join" WCF and TTW together...

Oh. Well, I guess not. But I still think it's worth sharing.

Well... I still don't understand what you posted earlier on... oh well never mind...

oh i LOVE it it is so interesting, poor kits!!!

Rosepetal wrote:

oh i LOVE it it is so interesting, poor kits!!!

I thought it was interesting to Rosepetal. ^.^

@ Iceclaw: He isn't "joining" WCF and TTW together. WCF is his home. He is sharing what he likes to do there. If you think about it, it's pretty nice of him to post it here.

Thank you Rosepetal and Stormheart [finally someone gets it].

Lol and don't worry Rosey. My kits are gonna give those foxhearts a hard time [especially Wolfkit].